my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
I asked an Asian girl for her number, she said “SEX SEX SEX FREE SEX TONIGHT” I was like WOW and then suddenly her friend explained “She means 6663629”. ok.
hey mom can you help me roll this blunt
I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
how tf do they say ‘zoo’?